A tidbit from Barbara Ellen in The Observer:
French letters? Non merci
French novelist Patrick Poivre D’Arvor is being sued by his ex-lover, Agathe Borne, for allegedly publishing her love letters in his novel, Fragments of a Lost Woman. D’Arvor is arguing that it is “self-fiction”. Borne, a former model and would-be writer, is suing for breach of privacy and literary theft over the novel, alleged to be a disguised account of their two-year affair.
Borne argues that D’Arvor only published the billets doux out of revenge when she left him to go back to her husband and children. The letters include such sentiments as: “Your skin and your smell obsess me. I would like to feel your body, your sex, your mouth, your hands, to lose awareness of time. To kiss you, to abandon myself to the limit.” And: “My brain is a box of surprises. But my body exalts in love.” On the one hand, this beats: “Don’t forget the milk and can you record Downton Abbey for me?” On the other, très embarrassant, n’est ce pas?
It’s not the sexuality that’s so mortifying – it’s the lousy, try-hard writing. Perchance this is an occupational hazard of falling for an author – this tendency to go overboard in erotic correspondence, trying to impress your heart’s desire with your turn of phrase. The next thing you know, it’s (allegedly) “fictionalised” in a book and everyone is having a good titter at your bons mots.
The verdict will be announced in the autumn, but one can’t help but feel sorry for Borne – she’s gone from being caught up in a grand passion to being unofficially shortlisted for the Bad Sex award. Is it too late for her to change tack and refuse to admit she wrote any of it?
The French way of love has been under the spotlight recently with the DSK scandal and the discussion of what it means to be a ‘homme a femmes’. On reading the piece, I found myself in sympathy with Ellen’s distaste for Borne’s exuberant declarations. The seem willfully immature, but I suppose that it does occur to me that this coolness might have its origins in la froideur brittanique and a lack of exposure to Baudelaire in my adolescent years?







