You couldn’t have made recent headlines up. Poor lib dems. First Charles Kennedy, then that gay rent boy habit, there’s Menzies Campbell generally, which has the unfortunate habit of giving the whole party the air of a nursing home, and now Lembit Opik, weak-chinned ‘wild-man’ of the Liberal Democrats, is dating one of the pair responsible for bringing us THAT song. By the way, the British press must be congratulated for somehow putting in parentheses the words ‘touch my bum’ every time the lovers are referred to. What a mid-life crisis.

Either that, or Chris Morris has been making all the headlines up of late. He *must* have been responsible for the Bishop of Southwark affair, which would not have looked out of place on Brass Eye. Life imitating art!